Civilized Things

Advanced Civilization. Do not attempt this at home.
weirdvintage:
“Ten year old Martin Witter watches two snails from his “team” go through their rounds during a trial chariot race. He formed, what he claimed to be, the only “snail stable” in the country. Speedy, in the harness, and Butch in the...

weirdvintage:

Ten year old Martin Witter watches two snails from his “team” go through their rounds during a trial chariot race.  He formed, what he claimed to be, the only “snail stable” in the country.  Speedy, in the harness, and Butch in the chariot, established a new track record of 3 feet in 5 minutes in 1954.  (Via Business Insider, photograph by Don Brinn)

(Source: Business Insider, via weirdvintage)

Butch Walker

—Santa'Self (F*ck Your Christmas Party)

civilizedthings:

vegan-elf:

I’m not coming to your fuckin’ Christmas party no more.

”Fuck you, and fuck your Christmas party.”

civilizedthings:

God bless German television for giving us gems like this. Also, class warfare and Santa-related violence. 

weirdvintage:
“Victorian Christmas card, wishing you Peace, Joy, Health and Happiness. Victorians were very interested in natural history, which may explain this unique illustration. 1880. (via)
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weirdvintage:

Victorian Christmas card, wishing you Peace, Joy, Health and Happiness.  Victorians were very interested in natural history, which may explain this unique illustration.  1880.  (via)

(Source: mentalfloss.com, via weirdvintage)

civilizedthings:

It’s got reindeer and it makes zero sense, and I don’t know what else you want from a holiday classic.

civilizedthings:

A very large bathing suit. A knee-covering bathing suit. 

civilizedthings:

I like to imagine this as the mod dude version of “Santa Baby,” where some dude in Chelsea boots is chatting Santa Claus up.